What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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