What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.