What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.