How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.