it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
A: They slug it out.
They went down the drain.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Kindergarten dropout.