it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
It Hertz.
He stopped making cents.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Tequila Mockingbird
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Duty. Honor.
Kindergarten dropout.
