Emit Jokes

What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food?

Frito Layser.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.