Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y