Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.