Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10