Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.