Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.