Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10