Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.