Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!