What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.