What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !