Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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