Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker?

Michael Bay Bay Bay

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.