Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode