Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker?

Michael Bay Bay Bay

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.