Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!