How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.