How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.