How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip