How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip