How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.