What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.