What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.