What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe