What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.