What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage