What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Previous Random Joke Next
Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference