Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !