Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.