What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.