What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y