What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.