What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y