What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.