What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public