Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.