Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.