New Zealanders Jokes

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

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Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.