What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.