What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"