What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"