What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"