What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.