What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.