Engage.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Finding out it's curable.
Too many thank-you notes.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
Because he bawled.
