What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.