What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.