Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!