Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.