Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!