Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.