How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.