How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.