How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.