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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

San Andreas Jokes More San Andreas Jokes

What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!