San Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.