What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.