Lung Transplant Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Not Yeti

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What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."