Coughing up someone else's phlegm
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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
They were my friends. :(
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
Time
A widow
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
A laxative.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
