Lung Transplant Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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They were my friends. :(

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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A phoney friend!