Coughing up someone else's phlegm
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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Shaking hands.
Having to toss everyone's salad
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
When the power goes off.
The punch line.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
