Lung Transplant Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."