Lung Transplant Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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I don't know.

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I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Elizabeth.

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Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!