Coughing up someone else's phlegm
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Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
cough* *cough*
Being black.
It's counterproductive
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
He had a wail of a time.
Spring time.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
