When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"