When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!