When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.