When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!