When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.