What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt