What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.