What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic