Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers