What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.