A trombone!
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Because the trombone is a sax offender.
Drive faster.
His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.
a Shar-Pei :)
Pigcussion!
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Be my valenchime!"
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
He had no body to go with.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
BOO! Langerieeee!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
You can tune a chainsaw.
A saxophone.