Trombone Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

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a handshake

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He didn't have the guts for it.

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He had no body to go with !

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Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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The Qatar.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.