Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.