Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.