Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Pregnancy.

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A herpepotamus.

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*