How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!