A: Cocaine.
None, the room is already lit.
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
You can't tell it's in the dark
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
His mom.
