How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Depends on which method you try....

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1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped