How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped