How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped