How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped