How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.