How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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All of them.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.