How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.