Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!