Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.