What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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