Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.