Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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It saves its sole.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Insure ants?

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He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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It was two-tired.

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They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.