Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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You gotta Mufasa"

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