Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.