Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.