What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.