What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.