What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks