What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."