What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.