What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.