Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.