Museum Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."