Museum Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Moo Seum Jokes More Moo Seum Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.