What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!