What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776