Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.