Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy