Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.