What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.