What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)