What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity