What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.