What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!