Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.