Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.