Code Jokes

What is Anon's favorite coding language?

Fortran

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Coffee Mug

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !